Aaron Hernandez Adds One More To His Body Count: Himself
Former Patriot and convicted murderer offed himself five days after being acquitted on double-murder charges.
Our long-running saga with Aaron Hernandez is finally over. The most notorious New England Patriots player ever was found in his cell Wednesday morning having hung himself with a bedsheet. He was serving a life sentence at the Souza-Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley, Mass for the murder of Odin Lloyd, a landscaper who was dating Hernandez’s fiance’s sister.
Perhaps he was really depressed that he wouldn’t be able to visit the White House and meet President Trump with the rest of the team (excepting Tom Brady, who pulled out of the visit this morning, citing “personal family matters”).
On a related note, we’re guessing a lot less people want to have sex with him now.
-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Patriots Correspondent