Five Reasons Not To Be A Bitter Single On Valentine’s Day

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3. Springtime = Renewal

Breakups for long-term relationships spike right before the holidays and Valentine’s Day because “I’ve realized I don’t like you enough to buy you any more crap”. They also tend to happen on Mondays throughout the spring because people start to venture outside after sitting in the same place with the same person all winter long, “You’re just like the guy I have at home, but you give me attention…” or, alternatively, “Look at all the new boobs out there!”

So there you go, there’s lots of pale skin and break-ups right around the corner.


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