For Those Of You Who Wished There Was A Porn Parody Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ (NSFW)

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‘Gnardians of the Galaxy’ will fill that hole.

If you’ve been biding your time in anticipation of a porn parody of Guardians of the Galaxy, well, congratulations, that wait is OVER! WoodRocket.com, last seen on the Blast releasing a Bob’s Burgers porn parody, has gone intergalactic with a cast of characters you might find vaguely familiar…

gnardians of the galaxy

From left to right: Gamwhora, Pecker Quill, a.k.a. Star Load, Rocket Rachooch, Crax and Groin

As with all good porn parodies, everything that could be replaced with a dildo, including the whole spaceship, has been replaced with a dildo. As for the dialogue, it’s actually kind of funny, though it’s hard to tell if the actors are acting like porn stars reading lines…or if that is how they actually read lines, because they are porn stars.

And if you want to watch the whole thing (don’t say we didn’t warn you about all the sex and stuff) CLICK HERE.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?