On April 16th, One Newport Restaurant’s Menu Prices Are Going Back In Time

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Do you have any idea how cheap a good meal was in 1980?

Sardella’s is celebrating its 35th anniversary on April 16th by serving its 1980 menu at 1980 prices!

Sardellas 1980 menu

Now, looking at those prices, we’re wondering if it might be economical to develop and build our very own time machine. We could make a fortune betting on Super Bowls, then live like kings in the 1980s. What’s not to love?

We’re guessing that beverages will stay in this century, because any time-traveller worth his salt knows that alcohol negates the energy field of a flux capacitor.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Time-Travel Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?