Our April Fool Joke Turns Out To Be True! (NSFW)

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Males Strippers ARE coming to Studio 3.

In the week leading up to April 1st, we decided to come up with an April Fools joke story or two. Basically, we had to think of something crazy that would never happen on the island…and then try to figure out how to make it believable for a couple pages before we spilled the beans.

The one story that broke really big was how One Pelham East and Studio Three were going to become a strip club with topless bartenders and an all-male revue upstairs.

Because that would be ridiculous. At least, we thought it would be ridiculous.

We kind of overestimated the skepticism of our audience, however, and there was some confusion and a lot of people taking the wrong things seriously and for anyone caught up in that, we apologize.

But here’s the kicker.

We were wrong.

Or rather, we were unintentionally right.

An All-Male Revue IS coming to One Pelham East (more specifically, Studio 3).

On the first Friday of June, July, August and September, Studio 3 is hosting a group of young men who just want to dance…on your laps…with pretty much no clothes on.

Men like Scotty…

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and Nick…

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and┬áKain…

 

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…and a few more of their friends.

If you’d like to meet these young gentlemen and *ahem*…”see what they have to offer”, then book your tickets now…before they’re gone.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Dance Correspondent

Tristan’s just this guy, ya know?