Surgical Meth Machine Wants Rich People Problems (In Newport)

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Ministry’s Al Jourgensen’s new act pines for the yacht life in a uniquely metal music video.

As topics or locations go, Newport, Rhode Island does not typically rank highly when it comes to heavy metal lyrics, which is why we were a little surprised when this video was passed on to us.

The video relays a long list of rich people problems that the band would like to have, such as “forgetting my personal chef’s name” and him “forgetting that I’m allergic to tap water”. It’s all very Wolf of Wall Street-esque, with all the fun (and tail) that comes with that kind of baggage.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Regatta Correspondent


Tristan's just this guy, ya know?