All posts tagged "Cocaine"
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Newport Police Had A Great Week…Until One Cop Took A Piss
Suddenly no one’s talking about the great police work the Newport Police Department was doing. Wednesday was the...
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The Most Perverted Boat Names In Rhode Island?
There’s nothing like a dirty name to let everyone know why your yacht’s a’rockin’. Men have long realized...
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Newport, We Know Where Your Cocaine Is
Looking for some blow this Labor Day Weekend? As we head into the last holiday weekend of the...
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The Only Thing Stupider Than Powdered Alcohol Is Its Prohibition
The Rhode Island General Assembly just banned powdered alcohol at the same time it’s considering the legalization of...
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Coventry Contractor Caught Carrying Crack, Choking Chicken
If Robert C. Zammarelli’s van’s a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’…call the cops. If Coventry residents were hoping that a news...
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Watch The First Episode Of Comedy Central’s Another Period RIGHT NOW
Waiting for a broadcast premiere is for peasants. We just watched the pilot episode of Another Period, the new...
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Star Wars Re-Edit Turns Jedi Into Hard-Clubbing Smack-Addicts
The prequels are suddenly far more watchable once they added a little Trainspotting. The Phantom Menace is now...
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Kung Fury: The Movie Every 80s Kid Must See
Kung fu, Dinosaurs, Lamborghinis, Synthpop…this is the coolest thing your 8 year old self could have imagined. This...
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American Superlatives: Each State Has It’s Highest Per-Capita Something
You can probably guess what Rhode Island has the most of. A website called Estately did a little research...
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The Single Guy’s Survival Guide: Your Restaurant’s Christmas Party
It’s probably going to be a disaster. Here we are, Christmas fast approaching, right in the thick of...