All posts tagged "Cocaine"
- Tristan Pinnock | April 8, 2017
Newport Police Had A Great Week…Until One Cop Took A Piss
Suddenly no one’s talking about the great police work the Newport Police Department was doing. Wednesday was the...
- Tristan Pinnock | September 6, 2016
The Most Perverted Boat Names In Rhode Island?
There’s nothing like a dirty name to let everyone know why your yacht’s a’rockin’. Men have long realized...
- Tristan Pinnock | September 2, 2016
Newport, We Know Where Your Cocaine Is
Looking for some blow this Labor Day Weekend? As we head into the last holiday weekend of the...
- Tristan Pinnock | April 19, 2016
The Only Thing Stupider Than Powdered Alcohol Is Its Prohibition
The Rhode Island General Assembly just banned powdered alcohol at the same time it’s considering the legalization of...
- Tristan Pinnock | October 21, 2015
Coventry Contractor Caught Carrying Crack, Choking Chicken
If Robert C. Zammarelli’s van’s a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’…call the cops. If Coventry residents were hoping that a news...
- Tristan Pinnock | June 23, 2015
Watch The First Episode Of Comedy Central’s Another Period RIGHT NOW
Waiting for a broadcast premiere is for peasants. We just watched the pilot episode of Another Period, the new...
- Tristan Pinnock | June 17, 2015
Star Wars Re-Edit Turns Jedi Into Hard-Clubbing Smack-Addicts
The prequels are suddenly far more watchable once they added a little Trainspotting. The Phantom Menace is now...
- Tristan Pinnock | May 29, 2015
Kung Fury: The Movie Every 80s Kid Must See
Kung fu, Dinosaurs, Lamborghinis, Synthpop…this is the coolest thing your 8 year old self could have imagined. This...
- Tristan Pinnock | March 3, 2015
American Superlatives: Each State Has It’s Highest Per-Capita Something
You can probably guess what Rhode Island has the most of. A website called Estately did a little research...
- Tristan Pinnock | December 17, 2014
The Single Guy’s Survival Guide: Your Restaurant’s Christmas Party
It’s probably going to be a disaster. Here we are, Christmas fast approaching, right in the thick of...