The Disaster That Was The Snowflake Regatta

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If they were drunk, they would have had an excuse.

We have no idea what these folks were thinking…and that’s probably what we have in common with them, because everything about this event seems like an utter disaster. It’s somewhat akin to handing one of the Broadway All-Stars a handle of Fireball, then coming back a half hour later with┬áthe keys to a Ford Pinto and telling them to take a drive in the middle of a Formula One race.

So if you ever want to see a bunch of parents screaming at their incompetent offspring, take the first weekend of each November and head to Riverhead, New York. It’s sure to be a good time.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Parenting Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?