What’s Weird? Asking Craigslist For Porn Screenplays

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What’s weirder? Getting them.

What’s genius? Turning them into comic gold.

First Comes Love is the the brainchild of comedian Kyle Ayers. A few years back, Kyle posted an ad on Craiglist.

Send me your best three to four page porn script. I want to find the ‘next big thing in adult film writing.’ And make it weird.

The response was, to put it mildly, “enthusiastic”. A week later, he had over a thousand screenplays. Over a thousand weird screenplays. Have you ever watched There Will Be Blood and thought “Why hasn’t someone written a porn parody of this movie?” Well, someone has and they sent it to Kyle Ayers.

So after accumulating all these porn scripts, Kyle decided to turn them into a comedic performance with the helps of some fellow comics, a few volunteers from the audience…and some wigs.

Tonight Newporters will have a chance to see…and participate in, a series of 3-4 minute porn parodies as part of the Rogue Island Comedy Festival. The First Comes Love performance starts at 10pm at Parlor(200 Broadway).

Tickets are available online or at the door.

See you there.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Porn Correspondent


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