Winter Is Coming, Newport

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Newporters, Prepare to freeze your tits off.

The polar vortex is coming and ready to hit Newport with snow, frigid weather, and general miserableness. So far, the system has dropped more than a foot of snow on the upper Midwest (woof). The vortex is set to touchdown Thursday night with some wet snow and may possibly run into Friday morning with drier snow. Nighttime temperatures are expected to be in the mid-20s Friday and Saturday.Brace-Yourself-The-winter-is-coming-jokes-are-coming-meme

To cap off your weekend, the National Weather Service is saying that Sunday is most likely the day the snow will accumulate.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be stocking up on my milk and bread booze.