Would You Jump Onto A Tiger Shark On A Dare?

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More evidence that Aussies are effing crazy.

Despite some business with the America’s Cup going back to 1983, Australians are probably Newport’s favorite foreigners. There’s just something about these happy-go-lucky folk who drink heavily while surrounded by the world’s deadliest fauna that is just magnetic.

Of course, there’s being exciting and then there’s the Aussie version of the drunk redneck shouting, “Hey everyone, watch THIS!” which inevitably leads to a trip to the emergency room or a funeral. These guys definitely fit in that latter category.

FYI, Tiger Sharks are man-eaters, so really, no matter how much someone dares you to, please don’t try to jump on them.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Australia Correspondent

Tristan’s just this guy, ya know?