12 Solid One-Liners for St. Patrick’s Day
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You’ll wish you thought of these.
1. Thou shalt take more pitchers than selfies:
2. This one is for the fun-sized crowd.
3. Best group shot. Ever.
4. But nothing else really says “I love you” like a coordinated St. Patrick’s Day shirt with your significant other.
5. Points for theme and slurred speech. We’re about it.
6. Another occasion for someone to whip out the basic Risky Business get-up. Are you up for some whiskey business?
7. For all of the Taylor Swift fans out there–you’ll probably be shaking it off through the entire parade.
(Urban Outfitters, sold out)
8. At least if you’re stumbling, you’re making an attempt to be civilized?
9. Or you can just be straight-up ratchet.
10. Like really ratchet.
11. This one could be particularly interesting, especially if you’re definitely not Irish…
12. Just be ready to sing this song all day. For extra points, carry a cereal box of Lucky Charms and take it with you wherever you go.
Now pick your one-liner, scrawl it on a green T shirt, and you’re good to go for Newport’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade!
