An Amazing Method To Feel Better About All Your Friends Getting Engaged

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Did your Facebook feed spend the last week looking like a DeBeers Catalog?

Have no fear, you weren’t the only one. If you’re like us, you’ve been wondering if every guy who couldn’t figure out what gifts to buy their girlfriends for Christmas thought, ‘Oh, I know, I’ll get her a ring. She’s been asking for one of those for years.’

For those of you who are hopelessly single, that flood of engagement announcements just twists the knife that playing with your siblings’ kids shoved into your heart.

Fortunately, there’s an easy solution.

You’ll be feeling a lot better in about 25 minutes. Hell, you might put yourself in the right mood to get yourself a winter cling.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Rock Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?