All posts by Tristan Pinnock
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Reasons Why You Aren’t Getting A Tip
It’s usually a great mystery why someone doesn’t leave a tip (unless they’re European or LeSean McCoy). Fortunately...
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What If Your (Extreme Obstacle Race) Was An 8-Bit Video Game?
In the movie Tron, Jeff Bridges was sucked into the digital world, where he was forced to compete...
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Our First Blast
A quick run-down of news for Newporters. Billionaire Oracle founder Larry Ellison is out as CEO of Oracle. No...
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Cumberland Home To RI’s Drunkest Driver
John Lourenco, 53, Has Access To A)Too Much Alcohol And B)Too Many Vehicles. There’s nothing like getting a...
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When You’re A Celebrity, Everyone Knows Who You Are
…Except When They Don’t. Being famous has its perks. You generally get paid lots of money, get seated...
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Welcome To The Newport Blast!
Hello. My name is Tristan Pinnock. You might remember me from such local web ventures as The Newport...
