Best Of The Blast: April 26-May 2

Last week, we delivered bad news to everyone whose life already sucks, discovered the Rhode Island is one of the most racist places in America and met some girls who are REALLY looking forward to the Volvo Ocean Race.

10. The White Horse Tavern’s Talent On TV! (Video)

9. Study Has More Bad News For The Broke And Sexually Frustrated

8. It’s True: Newporters (And New Englanders) Drink More Than Most Of The Country

7. Is Rhode Island One Of The Most Racist Places In The US?

6. Team Alvimedica Has Some Serious Groupies!

5. BUSTED!!! It’s Been A Rough Couple Months For Aquidneck Island Pedophiles

4. Cumberland Home To RI’s Drunkest Driver

3. How Old Do You REALLY Look? Find Out Here

2. Newport Cops Have Been Shooting Fish In A Barrel On The Second-Floor Of Motel 6

…and the biggest story of the week?

1. How Many Newport Spots Can You Find In This Irrational Man Preview?