Best Of The Blast: July 12-18

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Last week, scientists defined the different types of drunks, John Oliver discussed public financing for sports stadiums and we let the world know how we pronounce “Thames”.

There’s nothing like 25 people waiting outside of Nikolas Pizza at 1:30am on a Saturday night to let us know that summer in Newport is at a 12 (but we’d really prefer it at a 9). Oddly enough, pizza seeming to be a running theme of after hours, as we’d just seen a 50 year old guy get in a brawl on Thames over the stuff. We can’t wait to be that old so we can act that dumb.

Anyhow, here are our top 10 posts of last week…

10. Is It Time For Rhode Island To Lift The Happy Hour Ban?

9. Bim Skala Bim Is Returning To Newport!

8. Scientists Identify Four Classes Of Drunks

7. John Oliver On Public Funding For A New (Pawsox) Stadium

6. The Best Place To Day Drink In Newport, RI…

5. Gentlemen, Women Want You To Look Them In The Eyes (Of Their Chest)

4. Latest Poll Reports That NOT ONE PERSON Supports Chafee For President

3. The Most Popular Beer Served In Rhode Island Restaurants Is…

2. Giant Lobster Caught Off Maine

…and the biggest post of the week?

1. Settling The Tourist Vs Local Debate About Thames Street

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?