Can’t Remember How Your North Face Coat Turned Into An LL Bean Last Weekend?

Speakeasy Lost & Found: Online Edition

HELLO!!!

Hi.

Were you at Speakeasy Bar & Grill last Saturday night(February 13)? Were you at least thinking about going to The Speak?

And did you have a North Face coat that looks sort of like this?

Well, you might have encountered the chemical neuralyzer that is Josh Miles.

Because the coat you grabbed wasn’t actually your North Face. It was an LL Bean.

Have no fear. Given the the extreme cold that could take anyone’s mind off of anything that wasn’t “Holy crap, it’s effing freezing!”, especially the thought “Oh, this jacket feels a little different than it did when I was walking to Speakeasy”, it’s completely understandable.

So, if you’re in possession of an LL Bean coat and want your North Face back, contact Melissa and you guys can sort it out.

UPDATE:

Elizabeth received this text this morning…

And they lived happily ever after…

On a related note…

Diane, on the other hand, has been forced to walk her beautiful boxer Max scarf-less since Thursday, January 21st when the pink and white number pictured here went missing…

So if you’ve been wondering “Where did this thing that smells of dog and doctor come from?”, the answer is Speakeasy. So feel free to drop it off or make some kind of arrangement.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Lost & Found Correspondent