Carve Your Pumpkin The Hilarious Way With The Jack Chop(Video)

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This new invention ensures that you can make Jack O’Lanterns “quickly” and “safely” with only a minimal loss of blood.

We have to admit that this is a bit last minute, but if you’re a last minute type of person and you’re only just getting around to buying a pumpkin and preparing to carve it, you need to see this video for a product we feel will be very exciting for you.

There are no more swears in this episode than one would expect to hear as a Yankees fan sitting in Fenway and no more blood than what one may see on the streets after another Boston Massacre.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Halloween Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?