From The Interwebs
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Tragic News If You Drink Tito’s Vodka & Soda
Tristan Pinnock | December 7, 2017Newporters drink Tito’s Vodka and sodas like it’s going out of style, but some bad news has just struck...
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What Happens When You Mash Up 12 Days Of Christmas With Toto’s Africa…Acapella
Tristan Pinnock | December 5, 2017This Christmas performance by Straight No Chaser is full of “‘Member”. If you watched South Park this season, you’ll...
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The Only Remarkable Thing About Matt Lauer Getting Fired Today
Tristan Pinnock | November 29, 2017At this point in the Great Sexual Harassment Culling of 2017, most people shrug an move on, especially for...
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Prince Harry Is Engaged!!!
Tristan Pinnock | November 27, 2017The bad-boy ginger of Britain’s royal family is finally settling down. If you’re an American girl with dreams of...
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Facebook Has A New Solution For Revenge Porn…But You’re Probably Not Going To Like It
Tristan Pinnock | November 7, 2017Facebook can prevent your nudes from being posted online by other people, but there’s a big catch. There are...
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Delta Just Flew An Airliner Into Hurricane Irma
Tristan Pinnock | September 6, 2017Some “lucky” passengers got to land at San Juan, Puerto Rico just in time to get hit by Cat 5...
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This Best Man Speech Is The Best Thing To Hit Massachusetts Since Tom Brady
Tristan Pinnock | July 23, 2017“This sounds like an extremely awkward situation…so I’ll be there in 20 minutes.” The best man has one advantage...