Do You Love Champagne But Can’t Drink It Fast Enough?

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A new invention can help.

If you love the bubbly but find that champagne flutes aren’t the most efficient vessel to get sparkling wine down your gullet then there’s a new invention you might want to check out:

The Chambong


It’s like a beer bong, but classy in all the ways that shotgunning beers is not. If there’s one way to improve a party when you and your girlfriends haven’t found a way to loosen up, this is it.


It’s all the fun of champagne or prosecco, just turbocharged.

Unfortunately, just like turbocharging your car will affect it’s mileage, the Chambong might affect how your overall champagne consumption, so┬áconsider purchasing your Veuve by the case.


Do you feel that you need the Chambong in your life?

Order one here. Or order 4 and get 20% off and become every basic bitch’s BFFL.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Bubbly Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?