The Easiest Way To Get A Job At Pour Judgement

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All it takes is a hoodie, a camera and travelling ~15,400 miles.

Leah PJsThis is Leah. Leah works at Pour Judgment. How did Leah get a job at one of Newport’s busiest hotspots?

Well, it’s not easy get yourself employment at PJ’s. The best way to get a job there now is to have started working there five years ago.

However, there is a hack you can use, as Leah found out.

Step 1: Get yourself a Pour Judgement Hoodie

As our fashion correspondent Mia Lupo documented, Newport hoodies are an essential part of any wardrobe.

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The hoodie really rivals the towel as the most important resource a hitchhiker can have on them. The Pour Judgement hoodie is even more useful, as it allows people to know where you were, what you did and how you did it, all in 11 words.

Step 2: Go to South Africa

Newport, RI to Cape Town South Africa

It will run you roughly $2k and take a day to get to South Africa. This image is a little misleading, as there aren’t actual direct flights from TF Green to Cape Town, so you’re going to be spending some time hanging out in a couple airports along the way.

Step 3: Head to a hop farm

While South Africa is known for its wines, Pour Judgement is a bit better known for its beers, so you’re going to have to hunt down one of that beverage’s raw materials. Bring your hoodie…and a camera…and a photographer.

Leah South Africa

Make sure you Instagram the hell out of that pic…and include a kiss for your favorite bar.

Step 4: Fly back and start your first shift.

*Results may vary depending on work experience, disposition, marathon running ability and overall awesomeness.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Employment Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?