Gentlemen, Women Want You To Look Them In The Eyes (Of Their Chest)

It may be hard to believe…but sometimes ladies use their breasts to get attention.

If you’re a man, find relief that one of mankind’s greatest paradoxes has finally been solved. Practically since birth, the female breast has served as a tractor beam for the male eye.

But men are chastised for looking at women’s breasts in public, no matter how often this turns into a “Don’t think of an elephant” paradox.

But it’s all a trick. Most men don’t want to flash their junk in public. If they did, they’d wear this…

Instead, this time of year, gentlemen keep their packages in shorts…

So it should be clear that women either have no idea how to use functional attire…or they plan outfits that bring attention to their chests, as explained in this video…

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Cleavage Correspondent