Do You Know This Man-Bun Bandit?

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Add Breaking & Entering to the reasons you hate the hairstyle.

The man-bun is one of those hairstyles that Rhode Islanders¬†heard about before they saw. It popped up in places like LA and NYC a while before going mainstream. It’s spread defies logic, because it meant that some men looked at a guy with a man-bun and thought “Everyone wants to punch that guy right in the face. That’s a look I’m going to go for.”

It’s one of those things that’s become so much of a problem, Australians have taken to just shearing them off men on the street.

Now the man-bun has really jumped the shark, as some douchenozzle with his hair bunned tight went and broke into a South Kingston home. While they were rifling through the owner’s stuff, they didn’t realize they were on camera.

Given the urge that most normal people would feel to run this guy over with a truck, we don’t think that anyone who recognizes him with have too much of an issue dropping at dime with the South Kingston Police Detective Division.¬†401.783.3321

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Hairstyle Correspondent


Tristan's just this guy, ya know?