Kung Fury: The Movie Every 80s Kid Must See

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Kung fu, Dinosaurs, Lamborghinis, Synthpop…this is the coolest thing your 8 year old self could have imagined.

This fan-funded short film has been in the works for a while now, but it’s finally finished…and it’s very…what it is.

Just imagine it’s 1986 and you’re listening to a bunch of young boys talk about what they want in a movie, transcribing that into a script and leaving nothing on the cutting room floor. If they wanted a cop to have a partner who’s a Triceratops,  he’s going to have a partner who’s Triceracop.

This is a 30 minute trip to a simpler time. Imagine taking a Miami Vice episode’s worth of blow and just a little PCP. Then, for some reason, you put on a Nintendo Power Glove…

Warning: It’s also a trip to a simpler time when all real action movies were rated R, because people bled when they got shot, then swore about getting shot.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast ’80s Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?