New Under Armor Sleepwear Line Promises “It’s Like Sleeping With Tom Brady”

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Apparently the Patriots QB spent his bye week shooting this commercial.

As the Patriots prepare to demolish the Houston Texans on their way to Super Bowl LI, Funny Or Die has released this “commercial” for Tom Brady sleepwear. In a beautiful piece of content marketing, the video is a joke…except it isn’t. The product is real.

That’s right. If you’re the type of Patriots fan who thought you got everything TB12 for Christmas, you’re going to need to click this link to see what you need to add to your massive collection of Patriots memorabilia. Sure, you can’t ask for it from Santa at this point, but isn’t that what tax returns are for?

Alternatively, you could just be The Rock.

So buy these pajamas and let Tom Brady be your big spoon each and every night of the NFL Playoffs as he sings whale songs into your ear.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Sleep Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?