Not Everyone Is A Big Fan Of Fall In Newport (Video)

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Some people love the season of yoga pants and pumpkin spice lattes. Others…not so much.

There are three types of geographical zones: Tropical, Polar and Temperate. Tropical is too hot, Polar is too cold and Temperate is just…somehow too hot AND too cold.

The seasons are the same way. The summers is warm enough that you can wear the same outfit for months. The same holds true for the winter. Spring and fall are these periods where you have to check the weather every day because you don’t know if you’re going to have to wear a ski jacket…or shorts.

But, as Lewis Black explains in a far better (though saltier) way than we ever could, fall is absolute chaos when it comes to what to wear. It’s a little chilly, so you put on a jacket, but after walking a couple blocks, you find yourself sweating, so you find yourself walking around with a jacket in your arms…but you need to keep it with you for the walk home late night.

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Autumn Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?