Rhode Islanders React To Halloween Slasher Pranks

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How would you react if you ran into Friday the 13th’s Jason? Some locals found out…

The folks who brought you Freaky The Snowman are back for Halloween, this time with a Jason hockey mask and a machete.

Our favorite is the guy who shoves his girlfriend off the dock as he flees the scene. It’s nice to see someone break the stereotype that women have longer life expectancies than men because men put themselves in risky situations that women can avoid. This brave gentleman is fighting for gender-equality in the face of certain death. Sure, the girl may have been upset at the realization that the defense of her life is her own responsibility and she should probably practice some sprints to get her speed and agility up, but these are small prices to pay for equality.

Tristan Pinnock, Blast Halloween Correspondent

Tristan's just this guy, ya know?