The Sluttiest States: How Does Rhode Island Rank?

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Study examines STD rates.

The folks at crammed some CDC numbers together (namely the infection rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis) to find out how dirty each state’s skanks are.



A quick glimpse reveals that the “Dirty South” really lives up to its name, that the five girls living in Alaska are banging everyone and New York is still a dirty place. We’re kind of amazed that Florida is only ranked #27, though we’re guessing all the retirees help moderate the spiking number the meth heads are generating.

Rhode Island comes in 34th, which wouldn’t be that bad until you realize that New Jersey is #41…though we suspect that everyone in Jersey goes into clinics in New York or Delaware to get treated. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Naturally, New Hampshire is as pure as the wind-driven snow.

So be careful out there…

-Tristan Pinnock, Blast Geography Correspondent

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