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Trump Rally To Be Held In Newport July 4

By Tristan Pinnock | April 1, 2022 0 Comments
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April Fool Newport, RI

Yep, it’s all a joke. Everything was made up. Trump and a trucker convoy aren’t going to be in Rhode Island for July 4.

Well, it’s not all a joke. The traffic in Newport will be hell that weekend regardless of who shows up.

–Tristan Pinnock
Blast Hoax Correspondent

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