What to Expect During Venus Retrograde

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It’s worth pointing out that this could be a time when you have some sort of reconciliation or closure with an ex.

Ladies, maybe things with your former (?) fuckboy will resolve themselves.

Or maybe you’ll be able to finally get over Old Fuckboy for New Fuckboy, another man-child who might actually treat you for dinner everyone once in a while, provided that this one can handle his part-time job at the liquor store without getting fired for smoking a joint in the stock room…

 

As for those individuals in a remotely positive, functional relationship…

It looks like you’re the ones with the least to worry about. Apparently we’ve been advised to avoid breaking up until after Venus Retrograde ends so you can take the time to examine your relationship and make sure that you’re willing to make it work.

Don’t think you’re getting off scot-free, just wait until Venus Retrograde overlaps with Mercury Retrograde from April 9 through April 15…

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