Why Newport Is So Unfriendly: Our Scapegoats

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12. Miami, Florida

>Bikini-clad babes weren’t enough to keep this city from slipping to the bottom of the list this year. “It’s as if someone took the worst part of Los Angeles and slathered coconut oil all over it,” scathed one voter. Others just called it a hot mess. If you’re looking for a more polished Miami experience, stick to the design district, home to the Institute of Contemporary Art, or the famed graffiti walls of Wynwood.

Rhode Island has a bizarre bond with Florida…and every summer, a whole bunch of people, their yachts and their attitude arrives from Miami and its surrounding communities. (That said, every winter, a whole bunch of New England heads down to Miami, so that could also be to blame for Miami’s ranking in the first place).

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