The Worst Reviews Of Six Of Newport’s Best Restaurants

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The Clarke Cooke House

Bannisters Wharf, Newport, RI

As pretty much anyone who’s spent time around Newport knows, The Clarke Cooke House is one of Newport’s most popular institutions. That popularity means that everyone wants to be there, especially on a Saturday in July, which means waits for tables, which obviously means 1-star.

Bad Review Clarke Cooke House

Obviously the food has to be disgusting with all these people waiting over an hour to have some. In America.

Having a hard time working out what “service was disgusting” means. Were the servers cleaning silverware with their tongues?

Anyway, as you can see, the Clarke Cooke House gets a 1-star review for being too popular.

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