The Worst Reviews Of Six Of Newport’s Best Restaurants

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The Mooring

The Mooring Restuarant Newport

The Mooring is another one of Newport’s more popular destinations. Unfortunately for their Yelp rating, they have a dress code of some fashion.

Bad Review The Mooring Newport

There’s a very simple explanation. The hostess had spent the previous 20 minutes trying to work out how to explain that the restaurant’s dress code didn’t allow wifebeaters monosyllabically, but also in a manner that wouldn’t offend any of our cousins in the primate family who might choose to wear “sleeves muscle shirts” and therefore might have a tendency to fling feces around the restaurant.

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