
The Worst Reviews Of Six Of Newport’s Best Restaurants
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| The Mooring
The Mooring is another one of Newport’s more popular destinations. Unfortunately for their Yelp rating, they have a dress code of some fashion.
There’s a very simple explanation. The hostess had spent the previous 20 minutes trying to work out how to explain that the restaurant’s dress code didn’t allow wifebeaters monosyllabically, but also in a manner that wouldn’t offend any of our cousins in the primate family who might choose to wear “sleeves muscle shirts” and therefore might have a tendency to fling feces around the restaurant.